Dear Clear Shampoo

Dear Clear Shampoo,

You give us dandruff and you don't, no wait, CAN'T get rid of it.

I don't care what you contain, you don't work.

I don't care who you're endorsers are, you don't work.

You're hella expensive and you don't work.

I won't even listen to my friends (Who are either suck-ups or liars)

that say you only work on certain hair types.

You JUST don't work.

Just disappear from TV, stores and from life itself so that we can stop listening to your lies and move on.

Peace Out,

Chady