8 Things You (Can) Do On Facebook That Get You Attention

I've been hanging around facebook for awhile now and I've compiled this list that contains rather spectacular ways to grab attention.

1.)Post a quote that only you can understand

-Curiousity killed the cat. You just gotta know what it means.

2.)Change your profile picture to a baby or you with a baby

-This is awesome. Never would I have thought that babies would make great

attention-bait.

3.) Change your Status from A to B

-Especially the infamous "In a Relationship" to "Single" change.. Classic.

4.)Chat With Someone Who You Aren't Close With

-Doesn't matter if its a single person or from a group chat,You'd be suprised how much you can learn/share/meet.

5.) Upload pictures of you with Expensive things,Cute animals or you hanging out in Exotic Locations

-Taking a cue from baby pics, I only ranked them in a different category

because baby pics seem to have a more profound effect on people nowadays.

6.) Use the stupid @Name function

-Seriously, a LOT of people comment to this. Maybe seeing your name in blue makes you want to comment more? I don't know why.

7.)Keep posting those stupid rewards/requests you win from Games

-People will either praise you for this or get sick you. Still, NOTICED. :)

8.) Post your glorious naked body on Facebook.

-If this won't get you noticed then you are FOREVER ALONE.

Peace Out

-Chady