Reddit had this subforum for awhile now and I enjoy reading them all, real ones and trolls. Here is a collection of my favorite ones:
-The heart attack came and went, knocking Mike into unconsciousness, and as he awoke he could hear the graveside service around him. Somehow the casket was translucent to him
and he recognized some of his friends, but his body would not move and he realized with terror what death really was.
-After working a hard day I came home to see my girlfriend cradling our child. I didn't know which was more frightening, seeing my dead girlfriend and stillborn child,
or knowing that someone broke into my apartment to place them there.
-My daughter won't stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night. I visit her grave and ask her to stop, but she doesn't.
-You hear you mom call you from the living room. And then you hear her in the bedroom screaming, "Don't go! I heard it too!"
-She doesn't exist under your chair, to your left, to your right, or behind you. But don't look - she doesn't like that.
-As I glance at the mirror, I am shocked to what I see. My reflection is nowhere to be seen and someone is behind me, breathing heavily.
-The last person in the world was sitting alone at home. There was a knock on the door.(Such a classic that it appeared multiple times)
-She had the most beautiful eyes you could ever imagine. I still keep them on a shelf somewhere.
-I was on Skype with my girlfriend and she went to the bathroom. A masked man in black came from the closet and followed her.
-When my parent's killer is being dragged out of the courtroom, he laughs a terrifyingly high pitched laughed.
Ten years later, that same high pitched laugh wakes me up alone in my house.
-Don't let her know you're reading this. If she finds o
-Most laugh tracks were recorded in the early 70's, and most of those people are dead now. That means the dead are laughing at us.
-I only need one sentence. I just saw my reflection blink.
And of course, the trolls :
--I opened the fridge. There was no food.
-I have the most scariest story to share. Now I'm sad because this is my last sentence.
-I turned on my computer one morning and screamed and fell to my knees from the horror I was faced with. "Unable to connect to the Internet."
-I was alone in the house and there was a noise coming from the other room. I opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur. (HIGH FIVE IF YOU GET THE REFERENCE)
-Chady
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