Mar 7, 2011

Re: To My Haters


To people who think I've done them wrong and would like an explanation,
I've prepared an extensive rebuttal to their confusion.

Peace out.


-Chady

Sobrang, Sobra!


Listen to any Filipino Celebrity today (Mostly the girls) and you'll probably hear this. It's getting really,really annoying. We know you really want to express a certain emotion to the umpteenth degree or maybe you just want to extend your sentences to make you look like you're sophisticated than you look.

Seriously, are you not satisfied with one sobra that you just had to add one more sobra?

Sumosobra na kayo ha.


Peace out.

-Chady

Mar 6, 2011

Dear Clear Shampoo



Dear Clear Shampoo,
You give us dandruff and you don't, no wait, CAN'T get rid of it.
I don't care what you contain, you don't work.
I don't care who you're endorsers are, you don't work.
You're hella expensive and you don't work.
I won't even listen to my friends (Who are either suck-ups or liars)
that say you only work on certain hair types.
You JUST don't work.
Just disappear from TV, stores and from life itself so that we can stop listening to your lies and move on.

Peace Out,
Chady