Rules with the RV Turbo (Chardys Car)

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You may have (or is bound to, anyway) have taken a ride with my Suzuki RV Turbo aka my car. Now I’d like to set some ground rules that you need to watch out for and you need to take note of if you ever wish to ride in it again.

Although it’s not a high end car (hell, it’s not even a hybrid) but a car is a car. And cars are wonderful ways of traveling nowadays. Read on to maintain your right to ride. (It has feelings.)

Eating inside the car is not allowed (Unless you share, attacked by a vicious hunger or driver himself is eating)

Smoking is allowed as long as you open a window.

Barfing/Vomiting is ONLY allowed outside the car. Not inside.

Driver can be moderately touched/tickled/slapped/punched/pinched.

Anyone daring enough to ride in the back shall get a 20 peso cash prize everytime he/she survives the ordeal.

Fights, arguments and random games can break out anytime so be prepared.

Operating of windows and the sound system while car is still off is strictly not allowed. Wait for car to rev up before touching any electronics.

The total number of passengers will vary depending on the passengers themselves. FOUR Guys, FIVE Girls, a PAIR of guys and girls, FIVE Dudes (With one hiding in the back. hehe)

Shotgun passengers are followed in this order: Family-GF-GIBA(yes, in that order)-You If there is more than one passenger (or when GIBA is in disarray) Anyone who calls “Shotgun!” first gets to ride shotgun.

The owner of the sound system belongs to the driver and the one who holds the remote.

Using the car as a temporary hideout is allowed as long as you don’t do anything dirty/stupid.

The back passenger door needs to be pushed to be opened.

Car can be sometimes a locker for passengers bringing too many things.(provided that you get them back)

Doors are referred to as: Atubangan – Likod – Kinalikuran. In that order.

Main Lock is located at the front passenger side/Shotgun seat

Gas Lever is located below the Shotgun Side. Shotgun passenger must be prepared to pull the lever when in the event of refueling. (Clue: Its located below the Matting)

All passengers are required to act as the eyes corresponding to their side and must watch over them like hawks and answer to the Driver to whatever question he asks (Regarding traffic, of course, mind you…)

Driving the car yourself. (Only a handful of people are allowed to drive the RV Turbo).

So, that’s the basic rules you need to follow. Learn them by heart. Peace Out.

-Chady