BURN!!

Hey guys, just a quick post for the new thing we call to the
age old "Libak" we Dissidians 'detest' to do(if you know what I mean)

Okay,This isn't really new to any of us as we usually shout and laugh at the one who
becomes a target of jokes, we get philosophized(an example later) or when we
commit mistakes(Usually grammatical in the case of Glenn) Anyhoo, I'd like to coin
the term 'BURN!' into the said event/occassion/panghitabo.

BURN! means well, you just got burned...for a clear example, please watch an episode
of That 70s show as it is constantly used by the cast(Especially kelso) Natnat and I
are starting to use it and we need your help!

HOW IT GOES:
The idea is when someone does do get involved(or accidentally do,i dont care)
any of the forementioned events, anyone among the group yells BURN! then must
get a acknowledging fist bump OR high five OR synchronized kanchaw.

THE KNOWN BURNS:
The Philosopher Burn: the most common ( i think)
Example: (guy asks friend holding paper containing assignment:'Unsa na siya?'
(friend looks at guy): "PaPeL"
Classic Buurn.hehe
Most Popular Advocates:Juliver, Kit, Peith, Sedric, Charmie, Jikoy

The Imoha Burn: fuN for guys, extremely inappropriate for girls.hehe
SIDE NOTE:this could also be called the Hazel Burn in honor of Hazel's DAKO AKOA!
example: Patanawa ko sa imoha beh..
Most Popular Advocates:Juliver, Chardy

The Bongs Burn:Ah yes. the phrase we all come to love. Lipay Ka?hehe.thnx bongs..
example:Yes, dako ko score sa test!
UnYa, NALIPAY KA!?!
Short, painful and effective.
SIDE NOTE: The ingon si mama comeback?Not effective in anyway...
Most Popular Advocates:Bongs(duh,owner) Most recently Pinos and Elena

Undang Eskwela Burn:Related to simple test questions then answers are wrong.
Example: Wa ka kakuha no.3 diay?
Wa lagi
Undang eskwela do!
This burn is hardly used because its harsh but when used at the right time..yeah.hehe
Most popular Advocate: Nacordz

The Alter Ego Burn:Please refer to my February post for this. This is short and
very effective.hehe. Everyone has one.hehe
Example: Charmie as Madaam, Midoy as Aping, Bitoy as..well you get it na..
Most popular Advocate: Chardy

The Grammatical Error Burn: Wrong pronunciation and sentence structure will lead you
to your doom. Especially around Pinos.hehe
Example;Predecent, Das, gidownload! (the list goes on)
Most popular Advocate:Pinos, Ego

The Discrimination Burn: First you taunt then you burn.Natnat specialty.
Example:'OMG?Wa pa ka mahuman?Such a loser...'
Most popular Advocate: Nat2x, Midoy

The Teacher Burn: Teacher Burns you
Most popular Advocate: Sir Julius, Maam Narca



I'll keep on adding so start using people..peace out Dissidians..


-Chady