Feb 23, 2009

SlapFest Rules

All right Kit(And all other people involved. Bitoy, I am watching your ass boy)
this was made specifically for one purpose and one purpose only:
THE SLAPFEST OFFICIAL RULES

Now, Slapfest is a game we made up to give reason to a pointless activity exercised by
us: Slapping people.

1.)The Slapper must be able to slap the Slappee at times of frustration, confusion, discussion, humiliation, construction, daydreaming. etc. etc. Now, the targeted areas include:

  • The arms - 1 point
  • The upper body -1 point
  • The coup de grace- The face - 3 point
  • The lower body is NOT INCLUDED(Why would you slap anyone in the groin anyway?)
2.) A point is confirmed if:
  • The slappee reacts (varies: in pain, in shock, in disbelief, etc.)
  • No one scolds the slapper
  • There is a reverberating shock from the slap
  • At least one (1) Slapfest Commissioner or Player is witness
  • The slapper, after seeing all requirements is met, then indicates the score
Now a point is not confirmed if:
  • The slappee does not react
  • Someone scolds the slapper
  • There are no witnesses
3.)Scores are tallied by the Slapper and a Slapfest Commissioner.Whoever reaches the score of 10 by the end of the week gets the agreed upon prize of that week. Scores are reset by the end of the week.

Now these are the preliminary rules of Slapfest. Further discussion is needed and must be finalized now. Yes now. At hannah's.hehe

By the way, Hannah is the only known Slapfest Commissioner as of this time.

Utterly pointless?You got it.
A work of DumbArt? Agree.
Totally Comsci? Awesome.

Chady

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