You're into Tekken too much if...

*When you have naughty fantasies about Asuka or Lili

*When you wanna dress up as Lili or Julia if you're a girl (If you're a guy, then you're just weird)

*When you talk to your tekken buddies and when they ask you for a certain move, you not only say it's name, you also reenact it, regardless of where you are and whose watching you.

*When you say DORYA or IDA when doing random uppercuts in the air

*When you start calling your friends the names of elite Tekken players (Nin, Malgu, etc.)

*When you watch more than three match vids of expert tekken players in one sitting

-Chady

Life with Imaginary 1-ups #2

*When I was in high school, I used to cover my books with cutouts of my favorite video game characters from video game magazines. I always felt ready for exams as long as Zero from Megaman X was looking at me from by backpack.

*I never realized how much of a dick I came I could be sometimes until one time, a fight broke out between two of my best friends over a game of Tekken 6. Friend1 got a lucky counter hit that obliterated Friend2's health. Blind with rage, Friend1 threw the controller at Friend2's chest and it almost turned into a fistfight. During those tense moments, all I could think about was "My God...Is my controller alright?!"

*I was hanging out at a game store looking at new games when a glamorous woman in her late 40s came in, with high-end laptop in tow , waving to get attention because she was looking for a hard to find game, argued with the store clerk because it wasn't available, and talked to all the customers inside if they had the "rare" game. The game she was looking for? Plants Vs. Zombies. Really hard to find indeed.

-Chady

Life with Imaginary 1-ups #1

This is a series that I hope I can maintain...

*My alarm clock ringtone is the Final Fantasy VII random battle theme. I start every morning pumped and ready.

*Most people from my school don’t know my actual name, they simply refer to me as “The Guy who is Godlike at Tekken.” I can live with that.

*During one boring afternoon, me and my ex-gf had a heated argument. We were debating whether Feng's WS2 was safe or not. I was wrong. it was safe. And I'm not safe anymore.

Peace Out.

-Chady